Dear Passenger, FORGET ABOUT YOUR CARRY-ON LUGGAGE!

Dear Passengers of Speedtape Airlines (or any airline for that matter), YOUR CARRY ON BAGS ARE NOT IMPORTANT, YOU SELF CENTERED FOOL! LEAVE IT BEHIND AND GET OFF OF THE PLANE NOW! This simple action could save YOUR life and more importantly the lives of others. Love, Every flight crew member you have ever interacted with.

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